Types of Computer Women

Virus Woman

She installs in your apartment and play the boss. If you try to uninstall, you loose some stuff.

If you don’t, you’ll loose everything.

Internet Woman

You have to pay to have access.

Server Woman

Always busy when you want her.

Windows Woman

You know that she have many bugs, but you can’t live without her.

Macintosh Woman

Attractive, almost perfect, costs more money, but not so compatible with others. Only 5% of men have the pleasure to get her.

PowerPoint Woman

She’s ideal for party presentations, business meals, etc.

Excel Woman

They said that she knows many things, but you have her only for basic things.

Word Woman

Always she waits you with surprises and there is nobody can understand her.